Australian Aborigine
This guy was sitting in the middle of the city with his blow pipe thing trying to tell stories about the hardships he's been through as an aborigine.
My rant's and raves.
Australia is more commenly known to have been started as a penal colony. From the Australia article at wikipedia:
Recently our apartment was broke into. Well, tonight the tables were turned and we had to do the breaking in. After dinner at a steak house (which had amazing steak) and dessert at an ice cream parlor, we got home to realize we didn't have the keys to the apartment.